Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Terminator Salvation

Cons
A) Why does John Connor sound a lot like Batman?
B) Why is John Connor so fucking flabbergasted by a Terminator with human skin and characteristics? Didn't one just like it visit him twice in his teenage years?
C) I'm so glad Sony Corp and Oakley survived Judgment Day...and could keep it together long enough to sponsor the Resistance...
D) If mankind was single handily destroyed by technology becoming self aware...why in the hell would the resistance use high tech gadgetry to try and destroy it? I always pictured the Resistance as some down and out "Road Warrior" type bad asses who used the scraps of the post-apocalyptic world to defeat the machines. Not a bunch of way too attractive, gadget carrying super heroes. They're supposed to be the damn helpless underdogs.
E) Acting and screenplay is completely void of any emotion or urgency.
F) Seemingly complete lack of care about original films

Pros

A) All cons are eliminated by the awesomeness that accompanies amazing freaking FX, entertaining as hell action, and robot warfare.

/rant

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